Win Gastronaut
Please help with this survey of the nation's gastronomic underbelly. There's a chocolate-tin smokery kit and sausage-gilding kit to be won every month.




Which meal, if any, is most likely to end in 
SEXUAL CONGRESS?

What food makes you most FLATULENT?

If you were a CANNIBAL which celeb would you like to eat?

Do you see any food as BAD or TABOO? 
Why?

Are you TASTY?

What's your
FAVOURITE FOOD?

What's your LEAST FAVOURITE FOOD?

Does any food give you interesting physical SIDE EFFECTS?



Who's the most irritating FOOD CELEB?

What food is NAFF?



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When completed please email to Stefan at survey@thegastronaut.com
Thank you so much, Love Stefan xxx
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SMALL PRINT: If you've read the book, you'll know that neither the biscuit-tin smokery or sausage-making kits are worth vast amounts of cash, but they are lots of fun. My (unbiased) daughter will pull one lucky name at random from a real hat each month for 12 months from Oct 2005 and I'll get in contact with you to send you your prize. Unless you say so, I won't use your contact details for anything other than this.